Joe Mama: Archive

Zac Brown Band Whatever It Is ( I couldn’t...

Jan 31st

Enrique Iglesias Number One ( for my Adria )

Jan 29th

Jan 28th

Office Music

Joe: Man, this song is so stupid! Kathleen: I can think of something else that is stupid. Joe: LOL!! Good one. Kathleen: My jokes are getting better. Joe: ok… now I’m writing that down.

Jan 28th

Movie Night

Joe: So, are we gonna watch The Green Hornet or what? Kathleen: I have to check my emails first. Joe: You are not going to hurt my feelings if you can’t. Kathleen: I wouldn’t care if I did! Joe: ( thinking “ouch!” ) Kathleen: Yeah… keep trying to think of a comeback. Joe: I hate you!

Jan 28th

“Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny,...”

– Yoda

Jan 28th

Marc Anthony You Sang To Me ( for Adria again! )

Jan 28th

Jan 27th

Math

Kathleen: I’m gonna stop buying Starbuck’s coffee everyday. Joe: I don’t like buying 7/11’s coffee everyday and that is only $1.69. Kathleen: Hey, $1.69 really adds up. Especially if you round it up to $2.00. Joe: What?

Jan 27th

DWK Corporation

Kathleen: Hey Joe, I’ve got an incoming list for you. ( pause ) - Kathleen just stares at her computer Kathleen: … but I don’t know when it’s coming in. Joe: LOL! OK thanks! That is very helpful. I’ll be sure to let my customers know.

Jan 27th

Zac Brown Band Whatever It Is (Adria, listen...

Jan 26th

Brooks & Dunn Boot Scootin’ Boogie ...

Jan 25th

Uncle Cracker Smile (My dedication to Miss....

Jan 24th

Michael Jackson The Way You Make Me Feel (This...

Jan 23rd

Train Soul Sister

Jan 23rd

Jan 22nd

Play-Doh

Joe: OK… best dookie wins. Keegan: look! I win. Ashlynne: Best dookie? I thought the competition was Best Food For Joe.

Jan 22nd

My Nickname

My name is Joseph. My friends call me Joe. So, you could call me Joseph.

Jan 22nd

Uncle Joe

Joe: Where are you going? Ashlynne: Places. Joe: Stay here where it is safe… or I will kill you! Ashlynne: Shut up Ho! Joe: It’s Joe. Ashlynne: It’s Ho… bye!

Jan 20th

Gentle Ben

Joe: Gentle Ben? We have a product called Gentle Ben? Kathleen: Yes. Joe: And it’s a bear? What bear do you know of that is gentle? Kathleen: Ben. Duh! Joe: Ha Ha Ha! Kathleen: You probably don’t know him.

Jan 20th