December 2010
69 posts
I looked up the word "illigal" in the Urban...
The “illigal” is a hard working individaul who who works for pennies on the doller and won’t bitch to you about health benefits or raises. Though the illigal is sometimes characterized as being a half-assed gang banger or a “parasite” to the United States’ economy, the illigal is neither gang banger parasite. Often a common mistake between first and second...
Do or do not… there is no try.
– Yoda
"OHHHHHHH.... Burnnnnnn!!!!"
Knock Knock
Joe: What’s up?
Ashlynne: I need hot chocolate.
Joe: What makes you think I have a stash of hot chocolate in my room?
Ashlynne: I NEED HOT CHOCOLATE!!!
Joe: You know what?… I don’t like your attitude.
Ashlynne: Well, I don’t like your face, but I gotta look at it everyday.
Joe: LOL! Good one!
Knowing When To Say When
I better post this one before I forget it!
Becky: I want your room cleaned up right now!
Keegan: I want YOUR room cleaned up right now.
Becky: I’m serious, Keegan. You are starting to piss me off!
Keegan: You are starting to piss ME off.
Becky: Say it again boy and I’ll beat you!
Keegan: OK!
Music To Work With
Becky: I can’t concentrate with that horrible music playing.
Kelli: This is Bob Marley’s unknown album.
Becky: Well, it’s horrible. That is probably why it is unknown.
Joe: Ha Ha Ha!!! I’m posting that and then I’m playing Call Of Duty.